Isabella was not the most flexible person in the world. When she decided to re-start her yoga practices at the local community centre, she thought it would be a great idea to have a muscle relaxant (or two) to fast track her body into the necessary warm-up mode. Everything was working wonders until she contorted herself into downward dog. It was only a matter of time before the muscle relaxant combined with her irritable bowel and weak pelvic floor muscles forced her into a loud and stinky humiliation. Isabella ran to the loo only to spend the rest of the session hidden behind the public toilet block where the wild yellow daisies grew. Needless to say, the relaxant did not feature at the next class. Nameste.